A funny from my friend Susie:

In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the U.S. were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy and 87.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that, in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.