Wednesday, August 29, 2007

How to break a mother's heart and make her proud at the same time (by Jonathan)

Step one: When arriving at preschool on the SECOND day of school, tell your mother that you can walk in by yourself.

Step two: When she tells you she has to sign you in, act disappointed.

Step three: Tell your mother that you don't like kisses anymore, only hugs.

Step four: Have a wonderful time at preschool every day, but forget what you do so you can't tell your mom anything more than "I ate lunch."

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